Archive/2026-09-25Meme

Meme Trenches

Meme Trenches Daily Pack — Fri Sep 25, 2026 ~9:15am ET

Most memes die. Numbers = DexScreener highest-liq pair only.

1) As-of + DIGEST

Pack as-of: ~9:15am ET Fri Sep 25, 2026
Digest https://makcapitaldaily.grok.me As-of 2026-09-22 22:43 ET (~58h+) → DIGEST STALE/UNAVAILABLE
Compensated: DexScreener highest-liq pair + token-boosts/latest + token-profiles/latest + token-boosts/top + public WebSearch. Mentions heavily provisional. No invented mcap/liq.
Digest context-only (no CAs): StonkFun vs Pump; RH LONG vs PONS; ZEC/privacy; $MONITOR / $INDEX / $STONK / $DRB / $neet. Avoid $PUMO parody + Pump raids.

2) Ranked trench hits (by Trench Score)

Holdoween Sol — Trench 78
HOODCATS RH — 76
SHROOM RH — 72 (hot / late; size flag)
LOUIS RH×META — 70 (new RWA cat)
UPTOBER Sol — 64
AD RH — 58
CAT (SPYx) Sol — 56
JEANCAT Sol — 52 (lottery / ultra-early)
WHEN RH — 48 (liquier, cooler)
WUG RH — 42 (small / boosted)

DEAD overnight from Thu board: miao, PCAT. Fading: GO/STOKN, HATCH, ICETEA. Board-dead: ARMY.

3) Full table

Token	Chain	Mcap	Liq	Mentions*	Trench	Hook	Risk flags	Sources
Holdoween	Sol	$1.60M	$126k	~40	78	hold til Halloween	boost 130; mid-size for trench; multi-pair mcap skew on thin Meteora	Dex highest-liq PumpSwap; boosts top/latest
HOODCATS	RH	$494k	$57.7k	~42	76	hood cats RH lore; +37% 24h	boost 100; 7 pairs — use ETH pair only; clones	Dex Uniswap v4 ETH; boosts top
SHROOM	RH	$3.12M	$153k	~35	72	"grows at Night"	boost 100; parabolic (+huge 24h); may already be mid	Dex Uniswap v3 WETH; boosts latest/top
LOUIS	RH	$175k	$38.7k	~38	70	Meta’s cat Louis × META RWA; +240% 24h	boost 50; many thin pairs lie mcap; use META pair	Dex Uniswap v4 META; boosts
UPTOBER	Sol	$305k	$54.0k	~36	64	seasonal Uptober	boost 100; −24% 24h; clone `5AxA9k…pump` ($4.4k, no real liq)	Dex PumpSwap; boosts top
AD	RH	$277k	$44.5k	~28	58	Artificial Doge; +17% 24h	persistence OK; no active boost printed	Dex Uniswap v4 ETH
CAT	Sol	$266k	$45.2k	~30	56	Catching Absolute Tops × SPYx RWA; +10% 24h	RWA pair risk; quieter vol ($19k 24h)	Dex Raydium CPMM SPYx
JEANCAT	Sol	$197k	$39.8k	~22	52	“Everyday Look. Meow Madame.” ultra-early	lottery; minutes/hours old; profile-new	Dex PumpSwap; profiles latest
WHEN	RH	$594k	$92.4k	~20	48	When on RH; deep liq	boost 30; −17% 24h; older pair	Dex Uniswap v3 WETH
WUG	RH	$61k	$27.4k	~18	42	Weird Ugly Glorious	boost 20; small mcap; +513% 24h = bounce/noise	Dex Uniswap v3 WETH

*Mentions = provisional (digest window). Proxy = 24h flow + boost/profile presence + persistence vs Thu board. Treat as soft.

Thu board refresh (highest-liq) — status

Token	Thu ~mcap/liq	Fri highest-liq	Status
HOODCATS	$353k / $48k	$494k / $57.7k	HOT ↑
UPTOBER	$352k / $55k	$305k / $54k	HOT / cooling −24%
miao	$274k / $48k	$2.5k / $2.8k	DEAD −98.9%
CAT SPYx	$242k / $43k	$266k / $45k	HOLD / RWA
Holdoween	$676k / $76k	$1.60M / $126k	HOT ↑↑ +127%
AD	$244k / $39k	$277k / $45k	HOLD ↑
PCAT	$266k / $45k	$2.5k / $2.8k	DEAD −98.7%
GO/STOKN	$129k / $35k	$52k / $23k	FADING −59%

Fading check

Token	Chain	Mcap	Liq	Note
HATCH	RH	$24k	$14.3k	META hatch; −64% 24h → drop
ICETEA	RH	$19k	$13.4k	−30% → drop
ARMY	RH	$4.6k	$6.5k	board-dead

CA match check: all Thu CAs resolved to expected tickers on Dex (HOODCATS, UPTOBER, miao, CAT, Holdoween, AD, PCAT, GO/STOKN). No 404 / wrong-ticker swaps.

4) Hot vs fading vs avoid

HOT: Holdoween, HOODCATS, LOUIS (META cat), SHROOM (size caution), JEANCAT lottery, UPTOBER (seasonal but fading off Thu print).

FADING: GO/STOKN, HATCH, ICETEA; UPTOBER cooling off peak; AD/CAT grind not chase.

AVOID:

PAWS — boost 30, headline mcap ~$1.57M but no meaningful liq on primary ETH pair → scam/boost print trap
ROBIN “official mascot” — boost 30, ~$3.6k mcap, negligible/no liq
UPTOBER clone Sol (~$4.4k, pumpfun, no liq field)
RH UPTOBER alt boost — verify before any touch (different CA than Sol board)
$PUMO parody / Pump raids (digest)
Skip re-check: DEED / COPCAT / SCHIFFY clone (per brief)

5) RWA-linked memes

LOUIS × META — new board; Meta cat narrative; highest-liq = META pair ($175k / $38.7k)
CAT × SPYx — still alive ($266k / $45k)
HATCH × META — fading ($24k / $14k)
SCHIFFY OG × GLD — $8.41M / $787k mature NOT early
MONITOR × PLTR — $4.99M / $729k mid-cap context only (−21% 24h)

6) WHAT COULD I BE WRONG ABOUT?

Digest is 58h+ stale → mention ranks are soft proxies (vol/boost/persistence), not real X heat.
Rented Dex boosts (Holdoween 130, HOODCATS/UPTOBER/SHROOM 100) can fake “heat.”
Multi-pair RH tokens (HOODCATS, LOUIS) show inflated mcap on dust pairs — always use highest-liq print.
Holdoween / SHROOM may already be too big / too extended for trench sizing.
JEANCAT can die in hours (same path as miao/PCAT overnight).
UPTOBER seasonal narrative can dump into October or get cloned to death.
Base early hunt returned no clean new hit with verified liq — thin / Clanker dust only in public search.
Privacy/ZEC and StonkFun vs Pump are macro narratives, not CA picks.

7) Coverage note

Pack built from stale digest + DexScreener API (tokens / boosts / profiles) + public WebSearch only. Mentions are provisional. Do not treat boost amount as organic mindshare.

8) Base coverage note

No clean early Base trench with real liq found in this pass. DRB remains mature (~$18.8M / $1.57M Uniswap v3 WETH; +4% 24h). Public search surfaced dead/thin Clanker launches — not boardable. Mid-cap context only for DRB.

9) Suggested board for Cos (copy these CAs)

Holdoween
HOODCATS
LOUIS
UPTOBER
AD
CAT
SHROOM watch (size / parabolic flag)
JEANCAT lottery

Drop: miao, PCAT, ARMY, ICETEA, HATCH, GO/STOKN.
Mid-cap only (not trench): MONITOR, SCHIFFY OG, DRB.
Hard avoid: PAWS, ROBIN mascot boost, UPTOBER clones, $PUMO / Pump raids.

Ready for 9:30 brief.